When Mr. Know-it-All finds out I know he is just going to look at me and shake his head. I hate it when he shakes his head at me. FYI: don’t shake your head at me. But really this is so mind blowing to me that I don’t know how, well it HAS TO BE A MIRACLE…….

I know crazy, idiotic, I have no idea how I have even lived this long…..
your custom cabinet girl (psst: who doesn’t always talk about cabinets)